Feeling Like a Victim? Get the Card

No job, no ambition, still living with your parents, always losing arguments with your boyfriend or girlfriend? It’s not your fault. You’re a victim of a society that has no compassion for your plight. Take heart. You’re not alone and now you can join thousands of other victims who aren’t receiving the free stuff to which they feel they’re entitled. Apply today and you can have your very own Victim Card. You can use it when applying for anything you don’t truly deserve, when you are losing an argument or when someone wants to charge you for a product or service.
The Victim Card- because you deserve it.